FOTW: Just Being Honest

[Editor In Chief]

What do you think your character would say about you as a person?

This should be interesting.

Special thanks to Kia Luxin for this question!
All members will earn $10 for each answer given by their characters.
You may respond with more than one character in a single post.

[JONAH PARSONS]

"What the hell is wrong with you? You turn me into this playboy druggie, then a baby daddy? What's next? Huh? What? You're a good writer, and you come up with these crazy ideas, but we just can't be friends if you're going to keep doing this to me."

[Tillie Anderson]

What I don't really understand is the fact that previously you kept me around in order to be this bubbly little ray of sunshine for everyone and then all of a sudden BAM! I have a broken heart. I have a broken collection of friends. And apparently I am now in some intense developing love triangle...Peaches and Cream that is a little messed up. FURTHERMORE Why do I never get to be involved in any super cool amazing plot ideas? I am completely capable of handling 'real' situations that may or may not turn out to be morally damaging or hazardous to my health. I WEAR BIG GIRL PANTIES! I want something memorable to happen to me too!

Also the Virgin thing....Well...I mean come on. I get left out of enough, don't you think?

[Kia Luxin]

"You must really hate me, don't you? You have to. Because if you didn't, you wouldn't constantly put me with friends who either should be with me in some kind of intimate relationship or make it out to be some kind of unrequited love affair. I have an older brother who I can't stand and, as if the rest of my family situation isn't screwed up enough, you made me come from a wealthy household and of noble birth. Why did you have to make me out to be the black sheep of the family. 

And for the love of F*CKING GOD, woman, why can't I ever - EVER - fall in love?! Just why?"